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Hoard fit for a dragon

  You are an adventurer. Toda you have found THE DRAGONS HOARD Unfortunately you can not leave because there's so much treasure and gold in this hoard so you're stuck guarding the gold, by yourself. for who knows how long until your adventuring party returns with carts So you're here guarding a pile of gold while your adventuring party (whats left of it) go back down to the village at the bottom of the mountain to buy carts to haul all this loot back down. And you've been here...a day...two? Your bedroll got fucked up by a goblin attack a day prior so you just decide to lay in the gold because it's there and it's better than the ground. The gold is...warm..and surprisingly not as hard on the back as you'd expect a huge pile of metal to be. You sleep, easy. you dream..you dream of luxury. people paying tribute to you, not out of any heroism, or desire for you to do anything for you, but to keep -you- happy. to keep -you- pleased. Your armor doesn't fit ...
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The Arcade

You enter an old abandoned video game arcade, only to discover that the power is still running and the arcades are still set to Attract mode. One of them is a dusty old machine that looks like a modded out game decked out in custom art, but there's no name on it. “OH MY STARS AND CIRCUITS!" a digitized voice shrieks out as a cartoon dragon bounces into view on screen "I HAVEN'T SEEN ANYONE HERE IN DECADES HOLY FUCK" a whole load of questions are exchanged. Dragon's named Zydney, or Zid for short somewhere, apparently in the 20 plus years this building has been out of business they've been running through routine after routine and eventually went self aware and sentient in like..95? They tells you about how the place got foreclosed on and that ownership kept getting ping ponging across banks and no one has done anything with the building. they don't directly answer how maintenance has been done. Zid keeps rambling and rambling about how lonely it's...
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